I don’t think that there is anyone on earth who has quite mastered using law of attraction to attract money in their lives as skillfully as a rapper has. Think about it. All they do is brag about how much money they’re getting, spending on cars, jewelry, vacations, and, you know, strippers and stuff. I mean, I’m not too interested in the stripper activity but I’m down for all the rest.
The law of attraction books, websites, and even the movie ‘The Secret’, have all kinds of ‘games’ they suggest using to attract more money in your life. But, those ways are boring. What I need to do, is pretend like my life is a rap video. Come to think of it, this would probably also work if your life goals are popping bottles all night long, showing off the rims on your car that costs more than a normal person’s house, and having hoes in different area codes. But, I digress.
To attract my $10,000 I need to think like a rapper. I need to become one with rap music. This makes total sense.
First things first, I should probably trade in my sweatpants for a sexy swimsuit or bikini and high heels. Because, if you’re a girl getting money in rap video, that’s what you wear and stuff, right? Because of all the yachts.
Second, I need some bling. Due to my current budget allowance for ‘ice’ of being $0.00,
I will have to settle for some dollar store replicas. Fake it til you make it, right??
And last, I should trade in my wine for champagne because, obviously. I’m a Cristal girl on a Cook’s budget so I guess I’ll just have to pretend…..
Alright. I’m all set. Bitch, better have my money!
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