Epiphanies through Posts-It Notes

I was drunk snapchatting with a friend last night, ( and by that I mean I was whining about not knowing what to write about for my blog) and he suggested that I write about prioritizing things I would like to attract. And then I thought about Post-It Notes. More specifically, a Post-It Notes commercial. It’s a logical thought progression when wine is involved.

Anyways, the Post-It commercial, as stated above, had claimed that you’re 40% more likely to accomplish something when you write it down. 1. Yes, I am going to blindly believe that what a TV commercial is telling me is true because it sounds good, and I am far too lazy to look that shit up. 2. Yes, I am actually using a Post-It Notes commercial to motivate me…and 3. This whole writing stuff down scenario is good news for me, because I am, in fact, a writer.

So I made a list of some things I want to attract, ranging from spaghetti to all expenses paid trips around the world. Now, back to my friend’s suggestion that I prioritize all these things. I started thinking that maybe some of my trouble attracting things in the past has been because I start getting excited about all the cool stuff I want and I lose focus.

According to LOA, being specific is key. Keeping this in mind, I decided  that from now on, I will work on attracting one thing at a time, writing down in detail the specifics of what I want and really focus on it until it comes into fruition, then move on to the next thing.

What I really wanted to attract first was a cool trip somewhere but apparently the universe decided that I need new brake pads (I think) for my car.
ME: I want to go to a cool new city that I’ve never been to!
UNIVERSE: HAHAHAHAHA. Maybe. But first, here’s a new car problem.

I say I *think* I need new brake pads because every once in awhile, when I use the brakes, they make this grinding noise. Looking up car issues online is worse than going to Web MD when you’re sick. My car probably has cancer for all I know. Ugh.

So, here is my plea:

Dear Universe, thank you for the solution to my car issues being simple and affordable, and not something that I need to go to the DMV for. Also, please never let me have to go to the DMV ever again, ever. Thank you.

Hey, when my blog is famous, do you think Post-It Notes will send me free Post-Its?? They should.