So, it’s a new year, and therefore time for all the obligatory resolutions that come with it. For me, it’s just an annoying few weeks at the gym (which I go to, all year round, and have for years) while all the ‘Resolutionists’ take over all the machines, equipment, and classes until most of them invariably decide that the gym sucks and they’re not really about that workout life. I’m not at all judging. As a matter of fact, working out at the gym is definitely the only productive thing I do with my life. I seriously almost bought a book titled ‘How to Become a Better Person Without Improving Yourself”. My only New Years Resolution is to drink more wine. Trust me, Resolutionists, I get it. Just quit giving me murderous rage because I can’t find a parking spot, okay??
I know that I’m no better when it comes to using Law of Attraction. I’m lazy. I get caught up in the negative things that happen in my life. I get in my head and don’t know how to get out of it sometimes. I have to remind myself that LOA is always ‘working’ whether I decide to get my head out of my ass and use it to my advantage or not.
Honestly, 2017 was one of the worst and hardest years of my life and I seriously hope that if I stick to my one resolution and drink alllllll the wine, I can forget it ever happened. And, after spending the last 6 almost-just-as-rough years proclaiming on January 1st that “this is going to be my year!” , I really need that to be true this time. I realize that means I need to make some life changes in an attempt to be more positive and productive so that LOA can work its magic on my tragic life.
That being said, my indolent nature is already trying to calculate how to achieve this goal with the least amount of actual change. After some Grinch-like evil drumming of my fingers while contemplating this task, I remembered something I read awhile ago.
That something was about “Tipping Point”, and long story short, it means in order to tip the positive scales of life in your favor you only have to be more positive than you are negative. Mathematically ( and convenient for my inert personality), this means that I only need to be 51% happy and not at all annoyed by life and the other 49% of the time I can embrace my general disdain for pretty much everything. Obviously this is going to still take some effort on my end, because if I had to estimate my ‘disdain for general life’ it would be somewhere around 90 % .
Math is really not my forte, so if I drunkenly used the calculator correctly (shut uuuup), this means I need to improve my attitude about 41%. Well, thank GOD for wine because the struggle is real without it.
So you hear that, Resolutionists? I’m going to try to make a concerted effort to be 41 % more positive, use LOA to start turning life around and see what this ‘New Year, New Me’ crap is all about. Now, get the fuck off my elliptical machines.
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